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Subject:    FROM MRS xxxxxx xxxxxxxx



Dearest in one,
 
With Due Respect And Humanity, I was compelled to write to you under a humanitarian ground.    

My name is xxxxxxx xxxxxxx. I was born in Baltimore, Maryland; I am married to Mr. xxxxxxxxxxxxxx directors  xxxxxxxxxxxxxx.We were married for 36 years without a child. He died after a Cardiac Arteries Operation.    

And Recently, My Doctor told me that I would not last for the next six months due to my cancer problem (cancer of the lever and stroke).

Before my husband died last year there is this sum $2.8 Million Dollars that he deposited in a Bank here In Ivory Coast. Presently this money is still in the Bank.  

Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to any good God fearing brother or sister that will utilize this fund the way I am going to instruct herein.  

I want somebody that will use this fund according to the desire of my late.husband to help Lessprivilaged people, orphanages, widows and propagating the word of God.    

I took this decision because I don have any child that will inherit this fund, And I don want in away where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision to hand you over this Fund.  

I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I want you to always remember me in your daily prayers because of my up coming Cancer Surgery.   

Write back as soon as possible any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another person for this same purpose, Hoping to read from you asp. 

God bless you as you listing to the voice of reasoning,

Mrs.  xxxxxxx xxxxxxx,

My Name is XXXXXXXXXXX from XXXXXXX. I want to make a good frinsship with you....so pls replay to me ...if you are intrested or not ...if  no pls answer why?
 
 
                                                                                      with love
                                                                                                   XXXXXXXXXXX

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A warning for us all!!

A woman was working in a post Office in California .... One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge.. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong.. Her tongue was not sore or anything.. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began  to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat..  She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When The doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!!       There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the Envelope.. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva, which was warm and moist... This is a true story reported on CNN!   Andy Hume wrote:  Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe the....things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven't licked an envelope for years!' I used to work for a print shop(32 years ago), and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes.. I never understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500 envelopes that were already printed and saw several squads of cockroaches roaming around inside a couple of  boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes.      PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS!          After reading this you will never lick  Another envelope or stamp again.     ====================================== >>>>> CHECK: Don't Lick Envelopes! - Netlore Archive urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_licking_envelopes.htm Roach Eggs on Envelopes Hoax Email www.hoax-slayer.com/roach-eggs.html

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